81 - Being Blunt at Chili's

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2018

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

This week we cover a few viral stories surrounding the election, including:

An America's Got Talent loser getting fired by ZZ Top for sponsoring a lib-triggering facebook post, plus, his totally-real story about getting accosted by "hot topic kids" at a Chili's.

That guy who wore a confederate noose T Shirt to the polls, and how it's not racist, according to obvious racists

and finally, a woman collapses at a Trump rally, the audience sings at her lifeless body, and this an example of republican universal healthcare

Transcript

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0:00.0	Again, please.
0:03.3	Yeah, just getting some more levels, trying to get me to sound nice, more volume for the more base.
0:09.5	And get you comfortable like bullshitting, you know?
0:12.5	Yeah.
0:12.8	Just like bullshiting, because that's what half of podcasting is.
0:15.0	It's just free flow bullshitting.
0:17.3	It's just making everything up.
0:18.6	As you say it, referring to no actual facts or figures or real events.
0:24.7	A bunch of gobbledy gook.
0:26.8	Sorry if I offended any snowflakes.
0:29.5	No, they don't even know any better to be offended.
0:32.2	They don't know they're being had every single episode, every week.
0:35.7	They're too fucking stupid to're good they're gobbling
0:38.8	the liberals are destroying california and conservative humor gonoray
0:45.0	conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today so stay tuned we're going to take a few
0:51.4	pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:56.7	It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
0:59.5	Stay tuned, guys.
1:00.4	We'll show you exactly what you're...
1:03.0	We'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're...
1:06.0	...tendezer all their environmental stuff.
1:10.9	Stay tuned. T-shirt with a loose. All their remarked told me. Stay-tree.
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