This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us

So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?

No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes

What? Whoa!

Scars, look at the falling!

I'm still not looking!

And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catting!

Simple!

What's up everybody? Welcome to the Game Over Greggie Show. I'm one of your host, Greg Miller.

Alongside the producer, Slash, seducer.

Next, Garpeon. I want it to be known to give Greg full consent to touch any part of my body he wants with any part of it.

Now in a similar state of affairs at Tim Getty's has given us consent to hug him at will.

No consent. Why do you hate hugs so much? You do not have consent to touch me. Why do you hate the hugs?

I just don't like the touching. I don't like people touching me.

Even Gia. Why Gia put us on this crusade? She has like, there's appropriate times and places she can touch me.

So no, okay, now walk me through this for real. When you're in place. You're telling me that Gia knows it's she can't hug you. You just touch you at will.

It's not that she can't. She just knows that I'm uncomfortable with it.

It's cool. We're like on these couches and she's not like, you like hugs? Come here and get hugged by me and Nick. Come here and get hugged by me and Nick. Get right in the middle.

Come on. Let's touch him.

Let's touch him.

Come on.

That's not so bad.

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