Oh my God, God. What a podcast we have today. I hope you have an hour on your hands, ladies, and

girdle glargons, because today is an extra long version of the Harland Highway Podcast. I just got carried away. I mean Aunt

Ruthie is calling in to leave a voicemail. I mean she's already left the

voicemail but we're gonna we're gonna listen to it on the show here today

and who knows what that old nut's been up to so we got that

also a farmer's markets have you ever been to a farmer's markets.

Have you ever been to a farmer's market?

This is the time of year where country fairs and farmers markets

are blossoming and popping up,

and I managed to go to one recently and I'm going to transport you there.

I'm going to take you there with me. We're going to go on a little walkabout.

I'm going to tell you about the sights, the sounds, the smells, and two words, anus fruit.

Yeah, wait do you hear about that.

Also, at the end of the show,

holy smokes, I'm going to be doing the second installment of my short

story that I wrote based on a bit I did here about drinking from a garden hose and being transported back in time.

So the second installment of my short story, I will read aloud to you, just like story time boys and girls and that'll be at the end of the

show ten more pages of my 70 page not so short story inspired by some of your phone calls and letters so gather around put your

helmets on this is the Harlan Highway.

Where am I?

What is this some kind of a joke or something?

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

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