807 - LOUD cell phone people. Harland's garden hose short story. One liners.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2016

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Harland continues reading his garden hose short story. Obnoxious cell phone people. Funny one liners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Bock, bock, bock, I'm a chicken.
0:07.0	This is a podcast for chickens.
0:10.0	No, it's not. It's a podcast for you, Lertel Gergens and Blanergo Bladergens.
0:18.0	Whoo.
0:19.0	Hi, I'm Harlan Williams. Welcome to the Harlan Highway Podcast. Yes, today we have our third installment of my short story.
0:27.0	The Time Machine Garden Hose or Water Hose. Oh my my God this story just keeps building. We'll be
0:36.3	playing that towards the end of the podcast. We'll also be talking about people
0:42.0	who don't really know how to control their cell phones.
0:46.0	Yes, I am starting the show with a pissed off segment and man am I pissed off.
0:52.0	I had part of my day ruined by a loud cell phone
0:57.0	talker who didn't know the rules of cellphoning and you're going to hear about it on this podcast.
1:04.1	Also, have you ever done a one liner, a witty one liner, a funny pun,
1:11.5	a quick like, right out of the gate one-liner.
1:14.7	Well, if you have, I want to hear them.
1:16.2	I'm going to tell you about one that I came up with that made me proud.
1:19.8	And we're going to talk about witty one-liners because they make us laugh and that's what
1:24.6	this podcast does too so welcome to the Harland Highway.
1:28.8	What is this some kind of a joke or something?
1:34.0	Welcome to the Harland Highway.
1:36.0	What you're talking about words?
1:37.0	Son, you got a panty on your head.
1:39.0	Shut up and sit on you, big ball fuck.
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