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The Brain Candy Podcast

805: Octopus Parents, Fun Town, & Music Ban

The Brain Candy Podcast

Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT

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4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Sarah wants a dog and Susie thinks it's because Sarah prefers chaos. New York City is trying to curb their rat problem by giving them birth control, but we have some logistical questions. A little boy who is obsessed with octopuses (octopi?) convinced his parents to let him adopt one, but it turned out their little spineless adoptee was with child, well children, 50 of them, and now they have a real aquatic problem on their hands. Martin Short has a new career in politics, and we are very excited about it, but he also has a new, very famous girlfriend, and this is the Hollywood It Couple we've been waiting for. A fashion house created pants that makes it easier for women to take matter into their own hands, if you know what we mean, and Susie is mad as a hornet about it. Her prudish side is in full force along with her Larry David-esque frustrations toward the man who did full downward dog yoga at her airport gate. Plus, we hear why Chechnya banned ballads...

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0:00.0

Hello! Hello.

0:13.0

Episode 805.

0:16.0

805. I love that number.

0:18.0

That was my area code growing up.

0:20.0

Representing.

0:21.0

805.

0:22.0

That does feel good, doesn't it? Yeah, it's a cool number. I don't know why. It's like the 805. Yeah. What was your ear code growing up?

0:28.8

412, it still is. Oh, it still is. There you go. Yeah. How you doing Sus? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. It feels like spring has sprung because my allergies are in full force. I'm telling you what?

0:44.0

It is rain a plenty.

0:47.0

Stop.

0:48.0

Really?

0:49.0

New York Times said that the non-frost time period starts earlier and lasts longer and when you get older they're

1:03.7

so much worse now.

1:05.1

Oh, this makes sense because I'm like why is it?

1:08.7

And I thought maybe when you get older they get worse.

1:11.8

Is that a thing? I mean, everything gets worse. Is that a thing? I mean everything gets worse. Yeah it does.

1:16.3

It feels like that was like listed in my symptoms of menopause. It was like

1:19.7

sensitivity to more allergens. I was like, you've got to be fucking kidding me.

1:24.3

Like what, it's everything.

1:25.6

It's like everything.

1:27.4

Everything.

1:28.4

So, yeah, you know.

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