805 - DEBATES between Cap' Lames T. Kirk and Cinamon Boy. Harland reads his new short story.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2016

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Presidential style debates between Cap'n James T. Kirk and Cinnamon Boy. Harland reads 1st segment of his water hose short story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.
0:03.6	Oh, no!
0:07.1	Hello everybody, welcome to the Highland Highway podcast.
0:10.8	What's up, my players? What a show we have today. As you know, tonight is the very first
0:16.8	presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald J. Trump.
0:24.0	And it turns out my boss who loves the political arena
0:29.5	is demanding that I do a debate on the podcast today with some familiar voices from the Harlan Highway
0:37.3	podcast. I'm expecting a nightmare. Wait till you hear this debate happening here. Yikes! Also, as I've been talking
0:49.3	about, I wrote a short story, which turned out to be a long story, 70 pages long, based on a podcast they did on
0:59.5	episode 500, drinking from a water hose going back in time and so I'm going to read you the first 10
1:06.4	minutes of that story today on the back end of the podcast see see if you like it,
1:12.5	see if it intrigues you, see if it's anything good,
1:15.4	or if it's just a giant waste of time
1:17.6	and I should have drowned myself with that water hose.
1:21.1	But it's a fun experiment. Why do we do it? We do it for you because this is ladies and
1:26.4	gentlemen the Harlan Highway
1:29.8	What is this some kind of a joke or something?
1:33.4	Welcome to the Harland Highway.
1:36.5	What you're talking about with you?
1:37.6	Son, you got a panty on your head.
1:39.7	Shut up and sit on you, big ball fuck.
1:42.0	Oh God, what's happening?
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