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The Harland Highway

803 - Human RABIES. Harland does STAND UP. Pissed off at TV.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2016

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Harland does a live stand up show for you to hear. Do you have rabies? Pissed off at TV anchor people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Oh my God, God, don't know why I'm talking like a valley girl, but maybe I'm a valley girl and maybe, you know, I'm just trying to let it out.

0:12.0

Actually, this is the Harlan Highway Podcast and I'm not a valley girl okay I'm

0:17.8

a mountain man. Hey you can you can hear all kinds of fun stuff on today's show. I'm going to be talking about getting

0:28.0

rabies. Have you ever had rabies, ladies and gentlemen? If you're shaking your head and saying, no, Harlan,

0:34.5

I've never had rabies.

0:35.9

Well, in my valley girl voice, I'll say,

0:37.6

well, yes, you have had rabies.

0:40.4

Wait till I tell you how you've had Rabez. Also, one of my pissed off sections,

0:47.5

you have my rants where I get pissed off. Yes, I'm going to be getting pissed off at something today. You will hear me go off about it, believe me.

0:57.0

And then a little treat for you folks, something I normally save for the premium members,

1:02.0

but I want to give you guys another

1:03.4

sample of what we do on the premium side of things it's me doing a quick stand-up

1:09.6

comedy set live at the Impro comedy club in Hollywood, California.

1:15.0

You'll get to hear me working on some new material,

1:18.0

spritching with the crowd.

1:19.0

It's going to be a whole lot of fun.

1:21.0

And then a little tribute at the end of the show to the late great

1:23.6

Gene Wilder and there you go get ready this is the Harlan highway.

1:28.2

What is this some kind of a joke or something?

1:34.0

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

1:36.0

What you're talking about, where you?

1:37.0

Son, you got a panty on your head.

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