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How Long Gone

802. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5951 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason was in Lake Tahoe. We chat about half-marathon nipple chafing, total body deodorant, Fox News reply guys, Gen Z doesn't want to start a bar tab, getting good at Googling, four-named graphic designers, the religious undertones of matcha raves in Dubai, how Timmy got Kylie out to Indiana on a Saturday night, Taylor reheated her masters just in time for her first child, and what is an audiobook if not a very long podcast? twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by booking.com.

0:04.0

Booking.

0:05.3

Yeah, Chris, whether you are booking for yourself, your podcast partner, some people like a little

0:11.9

fresh air when they wake up in the morning.

0:14.2

They like to crack a window or sometimes if they're really feeling lucky.

0:17.8

They want to go out into that balcony, have your morning cup of Joe,

0:21.6

read the paper, read your iPad. But for me, Chris, it's when I go home at the end of the night

0:27.5

and I need to have a by myself meeting take off and go to Mars. And I don't want to say exactly

0:33.1

what's going on on there, but it's loud. I use the balcony when I travel to kind of get some fresh air, some vitamin D.

0:40.6

You know, you like to get sun first thing in the morning to set the tone for the day.

0:44.7

All of your chakras, even the ones we can't show on television.

0:49.2

The hidden ones, but you're saying you use yours to blast off and go to Mars before you go to bed.

0:54.0

And I think that both of these are valid uses for a balcony.

0:56.8

And I think that this is something great for booking.com to offer.

1:01.7

Yeah, Chris, because sometimes when you go to the hotel and you get into your hotel and you open the door and you cross your fingers, maybe I have a balcony.

1:09.0

Maybe I don't.

1:09.5

Sometimes you do.

1:10.2

Sometimes you don't.

1:10.8

Booking.com, you click a box and say,

1:13.8

booking dot balcony is non-negotiable.

1:17.6

So every time you open that hotel room door,

1:20.0

you already know the balcony's there before the plane even takes off.

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