801- Getting Mugged with Comedian Geoffrey Asmus
Story Worthy
Story Worthy Media
4.1 • 529 Ratings
🗓️ 4 July 2023
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Geoffrey Asmus (The Only Funny White Comedian in America, You're An Idiot Podcast) was walking home late at night in Chicago, when he was mugged by a guy who did not know how to use Geoffrey's phone. So Geoffrey helped him reset his own phone to the factory settings. And then the guy walked away with Geoffrey's phone. What in the world?? Listen to find out about Geoffrey's bad night.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Storyworthy. |
| 0:03.1 | Today on the show, comedian Jeffrey Osmiss talks about getting mugged in Chicago. |
| 0:08.5 | It seemed like it was over. |
| 0:09.9 | It seemed like mugging complete. |
| 0:12.2 | He took my phone and my headphones, and he took my credit card too, but I canceled it, so he didn't get anything from it. |
| 0:19.4 | So then I start walking away from this guy at 4 a.m. deserted Chicago, |
| 0:24.4 | and I'm like maybe a half a block away from him. |
| 0:27.4 | And he yells, hey, man, come back here. |
| 0:30.8 | I need your help. |
| 0:32.9 | And I'm such a little coward. |
| 0:35.9 | And so I walk back to this guy who just violently mugged me. And I'm such a little coward. And so I walk back to this guy who just violently mugged me. |
| 0:40.7 | And we sit on the, like a stoop of like an apartment where a family lives. |
| 0:46.6 | And he's like, man, I need you to help factory reset your phone. |
| 0:52.0 | Today on the show, comedian Jeffrey Osmiss talks about getting mugged. |
| 0:56.6 | Stay close. |
| 1:02.8 | Hey, it's Jeffrey Osmiss, and you're listening to Storyworthy. |
| 1:06.3 | Okay. Welcome to Storyworthy. My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm coming to you from Los Angeles, California. |
| 1:22.7 | Whether you're a longtime fan of the show of 13 years or you're a brand new listener. Welcome to Storyworthy. |
| 1:30.8 | Now, I hope you guys enjoyed the show last week with writer and actor Chris Getherd. Chris Getherd, |
| 1:37.0 | holy cow, what a talent, man. This guy has written on so many shows like the office and parks and wreck and crashing and he just |
| 1:47.8 | works and works and works. But the story he told last week was pretty damn cool, man. He talks |
| 1:53.9 | about being in his New York City apartment. He has a wife. He has a brand new baby. And it's just |
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