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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and friends beyond the binary. It's time for the

podcaster. I try to put, I would put, if I could put the laws in licorice, I would.

But it was, it said, well, that doesn't because I had a licorice flavored cough

drop. And then I said, well, I put the arson anus for sure. And I said, well, that doesn't

quite work. But you know, why it doesn't really, you know, my rhyming schemes are merely

to take your mind off stuff, keep you company because it's time, that's the only one I'm

running is the lowing soothing tones and pointless meanders because it's time for a sleep

with me. The podcast that I see it, I put you to sleep. And when your hand hits the

fridge tomorrow, you could listen now, sit up in bed now or go to sleep with me podcast,

and I got a splash sponsors because here's the ways we keep the show going. Hey, everybody

scoots here. This is where I talk about the patron, the deep dark night United. We're doing

a summer world cup because the thing is I got a ton of feedback from non-us listeners

and non-us listeners. You're right. If you're in Canada, we have poly sleep, but we don't

have a lot of international sponsors. So if you're not in the US, please, please go to

your phones right now, support the show. That's how we keep the show going. We rely on

direct listener action. You get sweet bonus content in return. But if you're not in the US,

we're going to have a competition this summer. So we'll see which part of the world, this is

like a world cup, is going to get the most new supporters on Patreon. Let me know about it too,

but yeah, support the show, please, if you're not in the US, if you give value out of the show,

wherever you are in the world, you say, okay, I get a forward to support the show at 10-20 bucks a

month. I listen to it every single night or I listen to it five nights a week. I used to pay

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