80: Zane Got Kicked Out For Kissing A Student

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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PUCKER UP YA'LL, and kiss your composure goodbye. We're covering our most embarrassing first kiss stories, tragic animal rescue fails, and of course more airplane nightmare experiences...what else is new? Besides Zane's big surprise gift for Heath...HE HAS RESIN! Dissect our dreams and sail away with us this week as we talk about a whole lotta nothing.

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0:00.0	Did you see the video of Billy and Phineas singing together and Phineas's voice cracked?
0:06.4	No.
0:07.4	And she started laughing during the live performance and it was so funny because she like couldn't
0:12.7	keep it in because it was like such like a good relationship.
0:15.8	I mean if I was performing with my brother or such I'd be fucking up all the time.
0:19.5	Yeah, yeah.
0:20.5	No way. If all these voice cracked or something, you'd be like, ah!
0:23.2	I'd bust out, the whole thing would be, I would have to, I'd have to start the song all over again.
0:27.4	There's no way.
0:27.9	In front of all those people.
0:29.6	To me, that's not embarrassing though.
0:31.3	I know, but I get caught laughing. And then you're
0:37.5	laughing in front of just tons of people. Yeah. Do you get like funeral giggles? I get it. I get it bad.
0:42.8	Yes. Because it's supposed to be sad, but like it just my, my brain would just play a trick on me.
0:47.9	And you're just like, it's like a defense mechanism, right? Like you're like in a really uncomfortable situation. You don't know how to feel so it's like nervous laughter.
0:54.5	Mm-hmm.
0:55.0	That's a bad time though.
0:56.1	It's just because you know you're supposed to be sad, but like you're seeing other people's face and there's one face that just like is just not what it's supposed to look like and then it just.
1:05.5	If I ever die young, please don't let Zane speak at my funeral.
1:08.7	Don't say that.
1:09.3	Don't say that. Don't say that. That's fucking awful.
1:11.2	He would kill it.
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