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This is The Allusionist, in which I, Helen Salzman, I'm Tippi Hedren in the Birds, and

languages the birds in the birds. How, how, how, get off me, how, how. Coming up in today's

show. We're all experts and all idiots at the same time. On with the show.

Actually, the forecast is secret. Here you go. I'm telling you. Don't tell anyone.

Can't promise. Alright. Partly cloudy chance of a shower gets you out of a world of

hatch. Don't tell anyone. Unless you're forecasting for a desert area in which case, chance

for a shower would be like a new story. We're true, true. But if you say a chance, you're

not promising too much, are you? But no, the thing is though, a chance for a shower actually

has meaning for a meteorologist. 30%, 40%, 50% chance for a shower. That is a meaningful

thing. I mean, here we're predicting the future. Also, you're forecasting for a given

area over a given time period. I don't know where you're about to be in 20 minutes' time.

I don't know if it is going to rain where you're going to be, but I know the area that

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