If you're ever in a pickle, if you're not seeing things too clear,

I know a couple dies, you go by,

shaking a man, they'll solve all your problems,

but as I catch on to,

it takes a week to hear back,

and they're gonna laugh at you and die.

I've never been so desperate as I ask three people on a podcast

what I should do,

but if you can't say the same,

because you're looking quite screwed,

they'll be happy to tell you what they can do if they were you.

Jazzy, cool time,

theme song, sponsored by Memorial Day Weekend,

just chill vibes, cool beach atmosphere,

and a breezy good, good fun.

Also, the sun, the surf, the sand,

you're feeling it all, you're feeling it now.

This is Canada's very own,

if I were goo.

Hey, you have a razor blade just hovering above your wrist.

That's the entire thing,

that it's so soothing,

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