80: The Groupie Guidebook ft. Aliza

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 83K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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She said Ye can we get married at the malllll? He said no, but he WILL be your New Years kiss. Well maybe not you, but definitely Aliza’s. Today Sofia is joined by internet sensation Aliza who gained overnight fame from her infamous No Jumper interview in 2021. Yes, THAT interview - you know the one. Aliza joined Sofia in New York City to give us ALL the tea on our favorite rappers and athletes. With both Kanye West AND Drake having her number blocked, you can only IMAGINE what else Aliza is about to spill…like that time Trey Songz peed on her. With Sofia enamored (jealous) by Aliza’s reality show-esque lifestyle, not only are we told never-before-heard stories, but we were also graced with a special guidebook on how you too can make some memories that you DEFINITELY won’t want your kids to know about. This weeks Sloot University Aliza puts her Slooty school girl outfit on and gives us the lowdown on everything you need to know. From how to get flown out, which cities are best for meeting up with celebrities, ways to ensure your safety, and even some of Aliza’s own personal horror stories so that you can learn from them. Finally, Aliza tells us about her life-threatening experience with a botched BBL surgery and gives a special PSA about cosmetic surgery to all the Sloots. If you thought Sofia is the girl you should be weary about bringing home to your parents, we may have found a Sloot to one up her. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Away: http://www.awaytravel.com/SOFIA Sunday Scaries: http://www.sundayscaries.com promo code SOFIA for 25% off Pepper: http://www.wearpepper.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi everybody, welcome to the show. So, Fio with an F, I am recording from WTF Media Studios.
0:15.0	The only fucking studio you should go to if you want to run into celebrities, hot guys,
0:20.0	horny girls and have amazing audio quality. I am actually doing this episode with someone
0:29.2	extremely fucking special to me. I just met her for the first time today and it was fireworks
0:35.8	and I'm so fucking excited. Eliza, hi. Hey, wow, that was so nice. I really love you. I feel like
0:42.7	we're best friends. I do too. We just went to Balthazar. Is this place in Soho? Like, you had a couple
0:48.7	drinks. Well, I had a couple drinks. Eliza did not. I'm just not drinking right now.
0:54.2	I'm like going through a growth a lot of years right now and I feel like cutting out alcohol
1:01.2	is just good for me. Okay. Yeah. I can totally support that and I feel that. Have I ever done it?
1:07.5	No, I've never done it either. This is the first time ever you've gone sober. Yeah. For like,
1:13.6	I mean, like completely cut out alcohol. I've never like, I've gone through spurs where I'm not drinking
1:18.9	but I've never been like, no, I don't drink. Right. Like, I've never turned it down. Uh-huh.
1:23.9	And why are you like deciding right now? Just I just feel like, I don't know, I just turned 25.
1:29.7	I just feel like I'm just growing up and maturing and it's just like a growing opportunity for me
1:34.9	to see if I can like do it. You know, I totally feel that. I'm 29. I've never had that growing
1:40.8	opportunity and I feel like I fucking should. So, Eliza, we just went off on a tangent and I didn't
1:47.7	even explain who you are at all. There's so many things to say about you and so many layers that
1:54.7	I you tell me you tell like the slutes and the listeners like what you're about because I know
2:01.6	you went on no jumper and you kind of like got famous overnight. Yeah. For like literally the
2:09.9	most sluddiest thing I've ever done. Okay. That was interesting for me. Like, I was the nobody
2:14.8	and then all of a sudden like the whole world knew who I was because of my craziest host stories.
2:19.7	I feel like that's something we haven't come in like we're both kind of groupies. Yeah.
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