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🗓️ 4 June 2021
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I want to take you back a few years to 1994 and the TV show Seinfeld. |
| 0:17.7 | This show was extremely popular, everyone watched it. |
| 0:21.0 | It was season 6, episode number 6. |
| 0:24.8 | In this episode, George Costanza has a new girlfriend and he's at a luncheon at her |
| 0:30.4 | mother's house, which is attended by several of her mother's friends. |
| 0:35.5 | George is doing his best to make a good impression. |
| 0:38.3 | His jokes are well timed, he's very complimentary to all the older ladies he's really doing great. |
| 0:44.2 | They love him. |
| 0:45.6 | But if you remember George, he always seems to find a way to mess up. |
| 0:50.5 | As he's bringing some dishes into the kitchen, he happens to notice in the trash can. |
| 0:55.9 | Sitting on top of the other trash is a partially eaten eclair. |
| 1:01.3 | This is a type of pastry with delicious cream in the middle and topped with chocolate |
| 1:06.2 | icing. |
| 1:07.6 | He sees it and he thinks about it for a second and then he reaches into the trash can and |
| 1:13.1 | picks it up. |
| 1:15.0 | And of course as he does this, his girlfriend's mother comes in and sees him take it out |
| 1:19.9 | of the trash and take a bite from it. |
| 1:23.0 | Well you can guess where it goes from there. |
| 1:24.9 | Lots of backpedaling, explaining, rationalizing. |
| 1:28.4 | George explained that it wasn't really in the trash, it was more like on top of the trash. |
| 1:34.4 | And it was still in its little paper doily so it hadn't even touched anything else. |
| 1:39.0 | And he knew the person who had already taken a bite from it. |
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