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Hey everybody, Germany just won the World Cup.

Yippie I.O.

I don't know how to say congratulations in German, but if I did I would say it to all

you German fans out there right now.

I actually do speak a little German strangely enough only because there was a very sexy

girl named Judy Gump in my, let's see what was that, sixth grade.

I think it was sixth grade, yeah, or maybe it was seventh grade.

I think in the summer after sixth grade I was about to start studying Spanish the following

year.

We were offered Spanish, German and French and along with probably 60% of the other kids

who were, you know, who qualified to do these language classes in school, I picked Spanish

because I heard it was the easiest and also, you know, I was following the herd, why not,

but mainly because it was the easiest.

And then over the summer this girl, Judy Gump, informed me that she was signed up to

do German, but there were only eight students.

So I, or nine, I think they needed ten or whatever it was, they were one short and so they

might not be able to do the class.

So I thought this was my shot with Judy, so I called the school during the summer and

switched to German.

So the German class was saved.

I was very briefly a hero and then I quickly learned that German is fucking impossible,

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