This is a global player original podcast.

That is genuinely funny.

All of our economies are bouncing on the bottom.

All of us seem to hate migrants.

Canada is so boring.

The Mary, the Queen of Scots, is this day

licked up, lighter of a fair son.

And I am but a barren star.

Well, I don't know whether I have a police record or not.

So we have been on our travels, haven't we? Both of us. Not together though. Yeah, but I still found

myself being triggered by you. Why? Because I was in Jersey where they literally, forgive me for

this, bringing this up so early on in the podcast. Oh, you're not going to mention the B word. Well, let's save it to the end. Let's save it for the end so that we preserve a fragile relationship. I'm going to let you wang on about Sweden. Mind you, being serious on that for a moment, it is coming back into public parlance, isn't it?

Well, I don't know about public parlance, isn't it?

Well, I don't know about public, but certainly, I mean, we talked about this in the,

not the last episode, the previous one.

This whole customs union thing, there was a 10-minute rule bill on it this week in the

Commons and it passed by one vote, a Liberal Democrat vote. And it is

being talked about more, but only, I think, in the elite circles. It was a muted debate point

for the Channel 5 Storm Huntley show this morning. Oh, was it? Indeed. That show that I don't get

invited on anymore. Indeed, that one. And Jersey are much exercised because, of course, they didn't

get a vote in the Brexit election and I lost my SH1T in Brixton Post Office yesterday because of Brexit. Hold on to your seats, ladies and gentlemen, more at the end of the pod. Also, my little brother's excommunicated with me because I've been indiscreet about him, so I'm not allowed to mention family members again. Oh, right.

Onwards, he'll forget me.

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