80 - Historical Testosterone Boosters

Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

The boys talk about ancient historical testosterone boosters like sailing the oceans singing sea shanty with your bros and going to war. They also advise you not to drop out of college unless you are already rich.

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	.
0:03.0	.
0:05.0	. Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,
0:33.9	which is why I listen to the Cowboy Boys podcast.
0:38.3	With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,
0:44.5	the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden saloon gal ever could.
0:53.5	Cowboy Cowboy
0:55.0	I discovered I can never do steroids
0:59.0	because
1:01.0	apparently I don't care if my balls or my penis rank
1:04.0	or if my organs get all huge
1:08.0	What about your tits?
1:10.0	Or if I get tits or if my head gets oversized.
1:13.2	It's already oversized.
1:14.3	Yeah.
1:14.9	Or if my heart, if I have a heart attack and die or if I like, or like I get crazy back knee.
1:21.6	What about roid rage?
1:23.9	If roid rage, I don't care about any of those.
1:26.4	But I found out one of the hardest things to keep when you do steroids is your hair.
1:31.5	Yeah.
1:32.0	And I've been cursed.
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