80: Held for Ransom

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2017

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Held for Ransom, the real life story of the kidnapping of Eunice Kronholm. Listen as we desperately try to find something to say about this boring, uneventful drudgery for 90 minutes.

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0:00.0	Jerry's dad was abusive he's from the south he likes long walks on the beach
0:10.2	Went through it with the youngest of seven children. He used to get shrimp right out of the gulf.
0:16.0	I was just picturing this guy as a kid eating like a live lobster like an apple.
0:22.0	Huge smile bleeding everywhere.
0:25.0	Oh, Jerry, go into kidnapping son.
0:30.0	You got it, Pa.
0:33.0	Tast like pennies.
0:35.0	God Awful Movies.
0:37.0	Movie.
0:40.0	Movie. movie. Welcome back to the gam cast where each week we sample another selection from
0:53.8	Christian cinema because that's what we get for not putting the lotion in the
0:56.4	basket. I'm your host Noah Lusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good
1:00.0	friend Heath and right heath welcome back. thanks Noah you know who's got no
1:04.1	comment about good actors today me none
1:09.0	god damn it no shit and sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick
1:14.7	Eli how are you this fine afternoon sir? Oh my God I'm so bored so bored by
1:19.1	this kidnapping. Oh God. Please torture her.
1:25.0	So quick, before we get too far ahead, tell us,
1:30.0	heth, what will we be breaking down today?
1:32.0	All right, we watched held for ransom. It's the story of how
1:37.8	God had a lady kidnapped and held hostage until she asked him to stop.
1:43.7	But did he stop, thus proving is real?
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