I love socks. I bought myself a couple pairs there in my stocking.

I put your sock in your big sock.

I put my socks in my stocking.

I'm not going to buy you socks because I don't know what your feet are like.

You don't?

Ha!

Oh the feet that I know.

Probably more familiar with your feet than anyone else's.

Do you want a gift card?

No, thank you.

But you're supposed to say yes, because gift cards are the best,

and at this point in the Christmas season you're

doing a favor for all the warehouse workers in the world if you get a gift card

because that thing's digital it's delivered immediately you don't have to worry about it getting

there because you don't you know what the weather's going to be like next week when all the

deliveries are happening being used for your merchandise means

dFTBA.

God damn it.

Gift cards only.

From here on out for the rest of December.

We'll all be come back in stock on J in January.

Oh man, next year we should just do that.

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