#80: Chris Hasn't Seen Movies

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4.8 • 860 Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Does every game need an Easy Mode? Chris is moving to New York and has only apparently seen like three movies in his entire life, the least likable fictional characters are the dumbest ones, Sweeny likes Marvel still somehow, best multiplayer maps of all time and MORE!

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0:00.0	Hey, look, he's a little dead meme.
0:02.4	Fuck you, me, oh, me,
0:03.8	you sing, you can fuck, that's me when I'm all rain.
0:07.0	Fuck you, me, oh, me.
0:08.4	Hey, look, I hope it's great.
0:10.7	I'm a mean, fuck you, me, oh, me.
0:13.0	Oh, me.
0:13.2	Whoa, there, fellows.
0:15.0	Crazy.
0:16.0	Welcome.
0:17.0	Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. And I'm here with Sweeney. Derek couldn't make it.
0:24.9	Actually, some crazy shit. I think...
0:27.4	For real. Like, it's not even fake this time.
0:29.4	Yeah. Like, it's something wild happening. And he can't make it. That's all we can say.
0:33.5	Yeah, yeah. We won't get to do it. But I'm pretty sure who's exposed to, uh, 10,000 liquid gallons of chlorine gas.
0:43.7	So he's getting his skin, like, you know, put back onto his skeleton.
0:47.8	And he's going to be a cyborg now.
0:49.1	He's not going to be a regular dude.
0:50.1	So, yeah.
0:50.7	We prepared to see fucking niggiborg Derek soon.
0:56.2	Yeah, he'll, he should be fine.
0:57.9	Like, we'll, we'll figure it out when we get it sort of for next week.
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