80 - Blurt Laughing with Jamie Loftus

Ask Ronna

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Comedy

4.9 • 4.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2021

⏱️ 90 minutes

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There is so much happening in the world right now, but we're DYING to know more about Bill and Melinda Gates' divorce. Who is this former lover that Bill has been spending time with in the Outer Banks? How long has this arrangement been going on? How will it affect their foundation's charitable giving? Enquiring minds! Needless to say, we're giving you a lot to put into your earhole wank bank this week (not our expression, excuse me). And if that weren't enough, we're also delighted to welcome to The Carriage House writer, comedian, and podcast host Jamie Loftus! You know Jamie from her podcast THE BECHDEL CAST and as an Emmy nominated writer for ROBOT CHICKEN, plus her hilarious presence on Twitter! Jamie is here to help us give advice on planning a wedding from two very different perspectives, coping with living alone after a break-up, and a birthday drama brewing in Cabo. As if you needed another reason to become a CHIP (Carriage House Important Person) on Patreon, this week's cliffhanger provides in SPADES. It's a Dooze McBOOZE, and if you want to hear our answer, you'll have to join us at patreon.com/askronna Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Certified Dating Coach D'Amona Hoffman.
0:04.4	You may know me as the official love expert of the Drew Barry Morsho or from my LA Times
0:08.7	advice column.
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0:13.6	If not, your mom is love advice, but dates and mates is available wherever you listen
0:17.8	to your podcasts.
0:39.8	I don't know.
0:51.7	I don't have time to get into it.
0:53.5	But the Bill and Melinda Gates' to force is.
0:58.2	I want to know who his Lauren Sanchas was.
1:01.1	And then there was a tiny little article in the Daily Mail about how he has some girlfriend
1:06.2	from 200 years ago. She's seven day. He's 67. Okay. And that every year he's allowed to go spend
1:12.9	the weekend with her. One weekend to yeah, they have a weekend. I have not heard about this.
1:18.7	That's not why they're getting divorced, of course. Right. That was already allowed.
1:21.9	Yeah. They go to the out of banks of North Carolina, where she has a place and they stroll around
1:27.3	together and they talk about the future of tech and the world. Right. And I thought, oh, I wish I
1:35.2	had that arrangement. Well, how what do you think of what do I think in the fact that my litigate
1:42.4	it is at the same firm as the person that Bill hired to deal with the divorce? Well, but I was
1:47.4	actually going to ask is how how do you fancy that? I didn't. Yeah. How do you fancy the name
1:53.7	Rhona Gates? Oh, I don't think Bill and I could pep. I think what you go around with that.
1:59.7	I'm going to go with Melinda that I need to actually. I mean, Bill should be both of our types more than
2:05.6	Melinda, but Melinda's more my speed. I got to say. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm very curious how it's
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