80: 80: I Dry January So Hard

#IMOMSOHARD

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Society & Culture, Comedy, Kids & Family, Parenting, Personal Journals

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Kristin successfully completed dry January and Jen could not be more excited…for it to be February. Hear all about it on today’s episode wherever you get your podcasts

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This hilarious comedy podcast about motherhood is for moms by moms talking all about being a mom. But be warned: this is NOT a mom advice podcast! Female comedy duo Kristin Hensley and Jen Smedley have been performing, teaching, and writing comedy internationally for a combined 40+ years. They have been moms for one quarter of that time and it shows. How do they cope? They laugh about all of the craziness that comes with being a mom and they want you to laugh about it too! From snot to stretchmarks to sleepless nights, Kristin and Jen know firsthand that parenting is a hard job and they invite you to join them in taking it all a little less seriously (even if for a few short minutes a day). After all, Jen currently has four days of dry shampoo in her hair and Kristin’s keys are still in her front door. They try, they fail, they support each other, and they mom as hard as they can.

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0:00.0	Some things just add some play to your day.
0:02.8	Catching the toast as it pops out of the toaster.
0:05.6	Dancing down the street to your favourite place.
0:08.8	Wearing a sparkly boots to the shop.
0:11.2	Best of all, picking the new Red Scratch Card.
0:14.0	A Red Scratch Card, please.
0:15.7	Thank you.
0:16.7	And doing your own drum roll.
0:18.5	This is exciting.
0:21.4	Add some play to your day,
0:22.8	with Scratch Cards from the National Lottery.
0:24.8	So it's too big, place more.
0:26.4	Rules and procedures are by a players must be 18 or over.
0:30.4	I think if you're on cocaine, your affair is cocaine.
0:36.4	I think that's who you're cheating with.
0:38.4	It's okay.
0:39.2	It's not the lady bringing you the coke.
0:40.8	It's the coke itself.
0:41.6	It feels like...
0:42.8	No, I think it makes your Weener not work.
0:44.8	Oh, is that right?
0:46.8	I mean, that's what they used to say.
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