8 - You're My Prodigal Son

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2019

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Ray retells a classic story from the bible, turns on his childhood friend Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and contemplates becoming a personal trainer.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to Kump.
0:22.1	This episode is dedicated, we'll dedicate things today,
0:28.0	to Benjamin Hofstetter and Night Shift Lifestyle.
0:34.1	These guys are donating to my Patreon, side on scene.
0:40.0	These guys, you know, some of you are waiting for the premium content that's fine but these guys are true believers are true
0:45.2	cumps so they get the fucking they get exalted like the right hand of god that's i'm a very
0:50.4	biblical guy with the cat with school for 12 years these guys are the prodigal sons The lamb and the shepherd You know They asked the prodigal son Why or they asked the dad Like why do you The son came back You know the story of the projectal son They had two sons The one party is all He fucking just gets drunk And gets his dick sucked Fucking blaze of cheap
1:12.8	Does whatever he wants
1:13.7	Goes a whores and you know
1:15.6	He goes to his dad like hey
1:17.0	You know you you give me inheritance
1:19.5	When I fucking when you die
1:21.6	Why don't you give it to me now
1:23.0	Like my half
1:24.1	And I was like what are you talking about
1:26.2	Why don't you fucking do the right thing?
1:28.3	Give me my money, you Waltzaka fuck.
1:31.8	And so he does.
1:32.6	I mean, I don't know why it would.
1:33.6	I mean, if I was his dad, I'd be like, you get it when I fucking,
1:36.7	I guess he was afraid that something might kill him.
1:38.4	Because that's the, I guess the alternative.
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