Given the professional wrestling is basically live theatre, sometimes things go wrong in front of your face. We all stand around and often we go, ha ha ha, it's hilarious. Sometimes I like, okay, that was potentially quite dangerous. I hope everyone is okay. So let's focus on the former today, although actually entry number eight is probably going to cause some controversy, but we will talk about it. But hello, my friends. My name is Simon Miller. I'm a bored idiot. You are on what culture wrestling? We are indeed. Going to go through eight times. WW went completely wrong. It's actually quite funny. Number eight, Titus World Slide. Now we all remember this. It entered mean culture pretty quickly. 2018, the greatest raw rumble ever, which was the stupidest name for the show, but when Tidusonell came to the ring, he slipped and he went flying under the ring. Now, quite rightfully so. Some people have come out and said, this isn't amusing at all, because if that was a hard LED board, if there was stuff under the ring, something bad could have happened to Titus O'Neill. But at the same time, that does go back to my old argument. This Batman game wouldn't be any good. If Batman wasn't in it, well, one, he is in it and two, Titus was okay. And when you do watch it, knowing nothing bad is going to happen, of course it's funny. We're human beings. This goes all the way back to the Simpsons when Homer Simpson made his movie called Man Getting Hit by Football, and the football goes into somebody's groin. It could be 2007, and somebody is still going to laugh at that. Now, actually, I think WW could have taken advantage of this way more than they did. There was some merchandise, and of course, after this, Titus had to run into some things by accident. But that was a totally wrong way to go. I would have taken Titus O'Neill,

and even though he does seem like the greatest person ever, I would have made him go bad guy, turned him into a heel, and he could have come out and been like, I can't believe you thought this was funny, something bad could have happened to me, and then fans would have been like, why can't you have a sense of humour about this Titus, and he probably could have got one last run, but then really after about what, two months, nobody was really talking about it anymore,

apart from the internet because they are never going to let

things lie what I will say is that I was not a massive fan of that greatest rule rumble just because

it was such a convoluted idea so at least this did put a smile on my face and as for now

titus is out there basically being Mr Charity.

So man, do I love that guy, more power to him.

Number seven, Vince McMahon tears his quads.

Now once again, this is not funny.

I would not wish an injury on my worst enemy because I have been injured in a wrestling

ring and I can tell you it's not fun.

You have a massive panic and the recovery to this stuff is awful, not the physical side, but the mental side, it does odd stuff to your brain. However, sometimes things like this are funny, especially when you don't know what is going on. So if you have never seen the end to the Royal Rumble 2005, of course you will laugh because you will think the spacetime continuum has stopped, because essentially here's the picture. The last two people in there are John Cena and Batista. They spill over the rope. Somehow they hit the floor exactly the same time. So nerds like you and me are like, well, we're clearly doing a Brett Hart-Legg's lugger thing, but we weren't. This was a mistake. It just happened to be the most perfect mistake. And Vince McMahon was so damn mad. He marched to the ring to try and sort this, and when he stood in the squared circle somehow, and you can look this up on the internet, the odds of this are next to impossible. He tore both his quads. Now, of course that man he wasn't able to stand up and you see him try and he falls down again, which means because he was forced into a sitting position, he starts telling off John Cena

Batista as if he's some kind of a baby.

Genuinely, take a step back and usual visual powers, it's a bit like a toddler going,

listen, mum and dad, I really need to be fed right now.

And once again, these days we have context, but back in 2005, nobody had a clue.

And it genuinely was laugh out loud funny, when yes,

after the fact we did learn that Vince McMahon had torn both his quads. Honestly, only Vince

McMahon could do this. Do you know how hard it is to tear one to do two? He must have been

really pissed off. Bless David Teister as well, because he said, even though he was being told off

this way, he still thought he was going to go backstage and be fired, although I'm pretty sure Vince Oman actually snuck out of the backstage area. He didn't want anybody to see that he wasn't able to walk, so this one was just a moment in time. It will never happen again. It probably should have never happened here, but I tell you, I invite you to go and watch it, especially if you've never seen it before, and then report back to me, whether you want to or not, you will laugh. Number six, Big Ass Cass. Now listen, this one is probably going to divide the audience, because I never found it all that funny. But again, I'm just the bringer of news. But this did happen, and it did come up the worst time, because for many a reason, Big Cass and Enzo had been broken up and quite rightfully somebody backstage had gone. Have you seen Big Cass? He is absolutely massive. We should treat him as a serious dude. So yeah, he kind of got repackaged and eventually he was even going to have a feud with Daniel Ryan. When we weren't building him up though, this happened. And actually if you do do turn your 14-year-old brain, it is quite funny, because as he was marching to the ring being seven feet tall and you can't teach that, if you were just tuned into professional wrestling for the first time, you would have thought his name was big ass. Now, listen, maybe he did have a big ass. Lots of people have big asses, And if you do have a big ass, it probably means you're

going out there and squatting a load of weight, therefore I respect you. I mean, it's not all that great because I have quite a big ass for different reasons, and it kind of sometimes like a shelf you could perch a beer on, and nobody needs that. It just sounds like a very, very strange situation. But I'm sure if Big Cass ever sees this image, he would kind of look off into the distance and think that that was not a good time. I really would have rather somebody hadn't

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