8. That’s What I’m Screaming

Staying In with Emily & Kumail

Sony Music

Self-improvement, Mental Health, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Education

4.9 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2020

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Kumail and Emily discuss weird stuff you can do in your house, our relationships with food, and gossip about birds. This week's recommendations: Bad Education on HBO @PonySweat on Instagram @EverybodyLosAngeles on Instagram @Hyperbody on Instagram The Midnight Gospel Streets of Rage 4 John Waters films This episode is sponsored by: Skillshare. Visit Skillshare.com/StayingIn for two free months of premium membership. Mint Mobile. To get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month, go to MintMobile.com/StayingIn Sun Basket. Visit SunBasket.com/StayingIn and use promo code 'stayingin' for $35 off your order. 100% of the Net Revenue* from the podcast will be donated in equal portions to the following charities to support their efforts to assist those affected by the COVID-19 pandemic: https://www.restaurantworkerscf.org/ https://disasterphilanthropy.org/ https://www.feedingamerica.org/ *"Net Revenue” is defined as the “Advertising Gross Revenue” received by Hyperobject Podcast and Three Uncanny Four less agency fees and actual costs incurred to produce, distribute, and promote the Podcast. “Advertising Gross Revenue” is calculated by the (cost per thousand) rate times the total impressions delivered.

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0:00.0	Is it gonna be like this? Is it? It's gonna be like this today and you know what that means.
0:11.1	Oh my god. Hi, welcome to Staying In with Emily and Camille. Me on the ones and ones. It's Emily
0:23.6	Begordon of Camille Lines. Yeah, why did they call it ones and twos? I want to be clear. I do not
0:29.2	want to know. People here's why because there's one spinny record thing and then there's two.
0:37.8	Two spinny record things. I want to make this very clear. I don't want emails and tweets explaining
0:45.6	what ones and twos are. Oh, you're gonna get them buddy. I don't want them. People love to
0:49.6	explain these people. Yeah, they do. People like to explain stuff. Me myself included. If I know
0:56.0	something someone else doesn't know. Watch out. What a great feeling. Oh, here we go. You will
1:01.8	make fun of me. Like I get like certain eyebrows. What I'm about to like bullshit.
1:08.7	Lay down some knowledge. It's like you find the bullshit. You find the strain of bullshit. You're
1:15.6	about to go off on and then the eyebrows just go into a very adorable direction. It's like,
1:21.1	yeah, I realized when you said that I was like, oh yeah, I do make up with artists.
1:27.0	You do with utter confidence. Yeah. You have inspired me so much. This is going to sound like
1:32.2	a neck. Do I? No, it's already sounding like a neck. As a woman, here we go. In the entertainment
1:40.6	industry, I kind of always thought like, oh, I'm supposed to have like, don't speak until you
1:46.2	have the answers. Like you need to like know your shit. Right. And what I've learned from being
1:50.5	in meetings with you is that you actually don't need to know. You could start speaking and figure
1:55.4	out how you're going to end it or what your point is by the time you get to the end of the sentence.
2:00.0	And that is male privilege. That's what everybody else is doing. That is what everybody else is doing.
2:04.2	And I think I assumed, oh, I need to be better than that. I need to know what I'm talking about.
2:07.8	Nobody knows anything. It turns out nobody knows what they're talking about. I also learned from
2:11.7	a wonderful woman I worked with in a writer's room. She was like, men never know how to stop speaking.
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