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Stiff Socks

8: Stiff Socks Goes to a Wax Museum

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Stiff Socks go to Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. They learn that Jason Derulo is somehow famous enough to have a wax statue and that even wax J-Lo has cake.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Boom episode eight out here episode eight feel pretty good

0:03.6

Just went to this is how boozy L.A.s went to a gas station not even a gas station a liquor store

0:08.8

Yeah, they had nitro coffee on tap dude. That's crazy

0:13.6

Yeah, you know how like weird your city is when you go to a liquor store that has like gym beam in it like bullshit

0:21.4

Scotch whiskey but at the same time you can also get

0:25.0

Nitro coffee and that kombucha on tap that kombucha on tap. Yeah, you see that

0:29.7

No, they can boot you know, I love ice coffee and that's generally what I only drink have you ever tried to get ice coffee anywhere else in like the world like anywhere outside of the US

0:38.1

It's like a joke

0:40.1

You know like Italy and you ask for like an ice coffee that like oh, no, Zimic Donuts is down the street

0:46.5

No, that's like a serious thing like the ice coffee in a lot of other places is like a frappuccino type thing like no

0:52.2

Not a lot of people outside of the US do like just cold coffee with ice in it

0:56.6

It's like a blended thing I guess is it like ruining like the coffee sunchichs

1:01.3

I know like when people are super into whiskey and you have to book ice cube

1:04.8

Oh cool, so you're gonna ruin the fucking taste of whiskey with the water in it

1:09.4

Yeah, I think that's it cuz maybe to them it's like having like wine like really fine wine and putting like ice in it

1:15.4

And you're like what are you doing right? You know, I mean, it's like ruining like I think about that

1:19.0

But yeah, my roommate got back from Italy and he said he asked for an ice coffee and they like laughed at him

1:23.0

They only drink like espresso out there, so I love espresso. So it's great

1:27.0

But I guess it's like that's like a clear sign in American. Oh, when you're like can I have ice coffee?

1:31.6

Yeah, yeah, dude. They hate us so much in other countries. It's it's it's two point where it's hilarious to the point

1:38.1

We're the making fun of our caffeine. Oh, you want it cold? I don't even know what accident that was that was I think I was pretty close to

1:43.2

It's how you did yeah, that's just so funny. They're just like you put ice in it like oh you you are a pussy

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