It's Monday, March 16th.

And the word of the day is Mugasegala, which is an almanic German term used as an informal unit of measure in the

Swavia region, meaning the length of a house fly penis.

Wait, erect or flaccid?

Great question.

Flaccid but stretched, I believe.

Now the closest English equivalent would be the carpentry term R.C.H. I never understood how the color of the

cunt hair factored and I'm no illusions. I'm Heath and right. And broadcasting

delay from America's far center. We are the Skeptocrats.

On episode 8, Rick Scott will force Florida environmental scientists to present their findings in Mime, America goes from Kennedy Camelot to Clinton Spamilot.

We'll learn that those dudes from the Skeptocrats are violent communists.

And Lucindalusions strikes out three secret service agents with a nasty Bugs Bunny change up.

But first, the Duo Tribe. Before we get the show rolling tonight, we wanted to respond to some of the feedback we've received.

Most of the comments so far have been positive. In fact, all the comments were positive,

right up until we spent a duo tribe talking about Libertarianism being self-contradictory and irrational at the societal level.

Yeah, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

Clearly, yeah, coincidence, absolutely.

But luckily, after two years plus of doing a podcast about atheism, Noah has learned to speak fluent but-hirt ideologue.

So he'll be acting as our translator as we answer to a few of the charges leveled against

us on iTunes.

We'll start with the following one-star review with the title,

Skeptical Partisans are not skeptical.

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