Welcome to the reality TV cringe pod da da da da cact. How you doing, Beatrice? Hi, Delia.

Oh gosh, I miss you all weekend. I can't wait to see you. It's my favorite day. You're my favorite person. You're my favorite person. Did you watch the most recent episodes? Girl. Wow. Yeah. We have so much to talk. I mean, when I tell you, I took notes. It's like I'm back in school taking notes curiously on my fucking Apple, Mac, whatever thing. And I'm just like, I've got nine pages of notes. Girl, me too. On my phone, I took notes. I was furiously typing. I mean, there's so many things that I want to say. But before we do, we do have a couple of items that we want to discuss with the people out there. We do. First and foremost, did you know everybody that we have an Instagram? Hello, we're on the Instagram. Are we on the gram? We are. Are we posting our boopies and our booties? We are. Well, you want to see it, don't you? I know you want to see it, everybody. Well, if they want to see all that juicy business and our memes.

And our memes.

Where should they go to join us on our podcast?

We are on Instagram at reality TV cringe. And then you can follow us and we will post updates and we'll post our new episode dates and memes and maybe a nude or two maybe a nude or two

I'm I'm down yeah let's do it I'm open to that we could do like a themed nude like a sister wives

themed nude oh my god you could be Robin oh yeah with the comma eyebrows would I have to be merry

maybe I might have to be married but we'll do something we. We will. As long as you subscribe, we'll be into it. So reality TV cringe on Instagram. Please join us. Also, announcement, next couple of weeks are going to be a little different in here. Why don't you tell them why be? Well, Dee is taking a hero on trip. I am. And she's going to be out of the damn country. So, peace out. We are going to have a guest, and it's going to be my cousin Gertie for the next two weeks. Here's what I know about Gertie. Okay, because I just, first of all, I'm not responsible for anything that Gertie says or that B says while she's with Gertie. What I know about Gertie is she doesn't give a fuck. No. She will say whatever she thinks and she's here to turn the party up. Oh, yeah. And she's been watching all this stuff with us and she's got her own opinions. Does she? Does she like Cody?

No, she hates me. Does anybody like Cody? I don't think anybody likes Cody. On the planet, does anybody? Does she though? I mean, after this episode. I don't know. I don't know. She's like tap dancing for her life. She's really putting on a play for us. Do we believe her with her? No tears. I don't believe her.

I don't believe her.

Not for a minute.

Well, so for the next two episodes, play for us. Do we believe her with her? No tears. I don't believe her. I don't believe her.

For a minute. Well, so for the next two episodes, I will not be here. I'll be traveling, but you will have a wonderful guest and it'll be fun and we just ask you to sit back, lay back, have a good time. That's all we ask. Let's just have a good time. Nothing serious here, people. Nothing serious and D will be back.

I mean, I hope I could get nuked. Don't say that. Don't put that into existence. People get nuked in Europe. Yeah, but don't say that shit. Well, I'm just saying, I mean, there's some things at play here. I hope I'm going to make it back. But if not, I'm sure Gertie will pick up where I left off.

Well, we're gaining a lot of listeners. We are. I'm shocked and I'm super stoked. Dude, I was looking at our analytics while I was drinking. And I'm just like, I'm so feeling this. I feel so good looking at this. I know. It's awesome. It was totally unexpected because we were just sitting here talking to talk.

That's all we're doing.

That's all we're doing, man.

If nobody's listening, we're still here talking mad shit. But thank you so much to everyone who's listening. That is so awesome. We're so happy you're here, bitching with us. Well, you know, Beatrice, you attract what you are. That's true. And we attract awesome listeners who are into sister wives.

And in particular, who are into sister wives.

And in particular, they are into hating Cody Brown, screaming into the void.

Just screaming their fucking hate for, okay, I'm going to calm down.

And by the way, I'm not going to be as vulgar in this episode or any other episode.

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