8 - Plot Twist- Small Dicks for the Win and Using Tears for Lube

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2018

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Alex and Sofia discuss manscaping, why Adriana Lima blocked Alex on instagram, period sex, and why small dicks are great. They also divulge their sexual love story and why they are done with girls blaming the other woman (cough cough Rachel Bush). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you call him daddy?
0:05.0	Call her daddy.
0:07.0	Do I call her daddy?
0:09.0	Call her daddy. Daddy. Happy Halloween Daddies, it is Alex and Sophia back at it again for another episode of Call Her Daddy.
0:26.4	We hope you guys are getting after it tonight.
0:29.3	We hope your walk of shame tomorrow is nothing short and beautiful.
0:34.0	I want everyone to just let their freak flags fly tonight.
0:39.0	That's what Halloween is all about.
0:41.0	So let's talk about the moment we knew we were soulmates. Okay yeah so initially I will
0:47.6	admit my first impression of Sophia was that she was some vapid valley girl hoe.
0:55.0	And I thought, Alex, that you were some dumb blonde innocent chick.
0:59.8	Innocent?
1:00.8	What the- I wish my parents were listening to innocent?
1:03.4	Okay.
1:04.4	Well, Anne I heard you dated some professional athlete.
1:06.5	I was like this stuck up bitch.
1:08.3	And I was just skeptical.
1:09.4	Okay, true, but, but can you agree?
1:13.0	So guys, everything basically changed when we were on the subway after we were looking
1:17.9	for apartments and Sophia, she came to me with a problem.
1:20.9	Yes, I was freaking out over some guy and I was like trying to
1:24.4	win him back so I asked you for advice and Alex what did you tell me? Oh
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