8 Passengers Mom Blames Kids, The Crew Took DNA Tests - H3TV #90

H3 Podcast

Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.8 • 24.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2023

⏱️ 216 minutes

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Summary

Today, we test the DNA of the crew with some SHOCKING results! We also discuss the new viral music sensation sweeping the nation: the "I Am Rectangular" guy, some horrifying new updates to the 8 Passengers story, the disturbing situation regarding Ashton Kutcher/Mila Kunis coming to the defense of convicted co-star, Danny Masterson, and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Two
0:02.0	Hello everybody. It's Monday. It is September 11th
0:09.2	Didn't want to be the one to say it, but
0:12.7	That a that's not a punchline dude. This is serious day. Zach take that back
0:19.0	Take it back bro. I take it back. Thank you
0:23.2	Why'd you play a rimshot because there was two drumbees just like two towers fell that day
0:28.0	Oh jeez. It's just not cool that you would make fun of that
0:32.4	Not today bro
0:36.7	Welcome everybody
0:40.3	Welcome
0:41.9	Thanks for being here. Hope y'all had a good weekend
0:45.9	Y'all had a good weekend? Yeah, yeah, yeah poor eela man she um
0:51.7	Was meant to go to fashion week her first time she was so excited
0:55.3	She got these really great invites and stuff and then I drove her to the airport on
1:05.0	Uh, Saturday evening
1:08.4	and
1:09.6	I dropped her off and I'm halfway home
1:12.6	And then she called me and she's like the flight is cancelled. Oh
1:18.0	I was like what and I guess
1:21.6	There was like a massive thunderstorm
1:24.4	And they were canceling all the flights. We were trying to scramble to get her anything
1:29.7	You know
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