# 8 - Open Tabs

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2018

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Today on Open Tabs I go through everything that I've searched in the last week including Zack Bitter, Treadmills, the spartan race, Jessica Simpson, Aaron Lewis, Mark Ruffalo, and much more!

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0:00.0	This is Brand new open tabs, Albert Charles Christchurch of the third.
0:17.3	Maybe I should get my whole name, that's a great way to hack into my life.
0:20.0	That's my name though, Albert Charles Christchurch of the third.
0:22.2	I'm thinking, I'm thinking for this new Netflix special, like one of my really good friends
0:27.0	had a super Netflix special.
0:29.6	Her name is really Christina Segura.
0:31.1	Oh, it's initially Christina Puginski, but she changed it to Christina P.
0:35.4	And I didn't like that initially.
0:36.8	I just thought that was a bad idea branding wise, but you know what?
0:41.0	She killed it.
0:42.0	Her special murdered it.
0:43.2	She's selling out everywhere.
0:45.0	Pull up a push, a tour date if we could.
0:46.8	See, I'm an unlike those two haters who just go, let's talk about Mr. Exaggerator.
0:52.6	I talk positive about my friends.
0:54.5	Not Tom.
0:55.5	Tom is fucking.
0:56.5	Oh, it breaks my heart.
0:58.1	He lost so much weight so fast.
1:00.5	His tits on her integrity, it looks like he's smuggling stingrays under his armpit into
1:03.8	the country.
1:04.8	What's a good Christina P date?
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