Welcome back to another episode of I Never Like You with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith. It's a 15 minute podcast. We discuss one topic. And today we're talking about going out. Nick.

You're the longest arms on the face of the planet. Long and, okay. So this is what I would wear if I was going out and have worn something similar.

Are you going out to dinner with the Adams family? No, I always say when I go out, I look like

Maggie Smith dressed me from the Downton Abbey. Yeah, yeah. You look like you're somewhere in

between Downton Abbey and Saturday Night Fever. In fact, we went to a club and I was wearing basically the same outfit, blouse pants,

while a go-go dancer and moccasins got fully naked on a table this far away from us.

You were dressed like Barbara Streisand's the third album.

Exactly. That's what I was going for.

So going out, this is something we do not do.

Now, before you and I were friends, which was a happier time in my life.

Same.

Fond memories.

Me and Patty and Taylor would go out every single night, every night.

But they don't drink, and I don't drink either.

We go out to see Monet and Bob do drag shows. So first we'd go see Bob. So it was like

Barracuda, or we go wherever, right? And we go see The Help, which is a show that Bob ran with

Pixie forever. And then Bob made it to Drag Race, went away, and Monet was rising up.

So Monet was performing every single night before Monet went on Drag Race.

So every single night, no matter where Monet was performing, me, Taylor, and Patty would go.

And those shows are late.

Yeah.

We would be out and work nine to five, so I guess that's fine.

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