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God Awful Movies

8: GAM008 Catching Faith

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Leisure, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.82.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2015

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath break down Catching Faith; a movie based on a Christian coloring book for grown-ups that revolves around a mother's tireless effort to snitch on her teenage son for drinking and destroy his football dreams in the process. And it's as bad as that sounds.And if you'd like to hear more from our maestro, Ryan Slotnick, check out Evil Giraffes on Mars's Facebook Page.

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0:00.0

Back in NOM we came across this village and looked like there were nothing but children.

0:10.4

You know, sucky, sucky, two dollar, but we weren't taking chances.

0:14.2

So we lined him up by a ravine, we told him they were going to dig a ditch and I could

0:18.2

hear the screams and I'd see the fire and I can't stop nips on the wire!

0:26.2

Not awful movie movies!

0:51.6

Welcome back to the Gamcast where each week we watch yet another Christian movie in order

0:55.7

to

1:16.7

down this week. We've got catching faith. Imagine like Kirk Cameron's varsity blues

1:25.0

approximately. And here's the description on IMDB. A Christian mother's inferiority complex

1:32.8

becomes exacerbated when her husband discovers their high school football star son has been

1:38.1

drinking, challenging her faith and self worth. And Eli, how bad was this movie? Well, you

1:46.0

know how you've always been wondering if they could make a movie about whether or not you

1:50.5

should confess to being the one who farted in an elevator? That's what this film really

1:56.6

brings the life. And it's like, I don't know, I parked a little bit closer to the hydrant

2:01.2

than I thought. If you ever wanted to see that for an hour and a half, well then strap in

2:05.8

Buccaru because you've got 50, you've got 63 minutes of absolutely no stakes to clinch onto

2:13.7

your seat for. Oh my God, dude, I've seen more impressive stakes at the Hottelhouse. So,

2:19.6

he thought so the general badness here? Well, according to Amazon, people who enjoyed catching faith

2:28.4

also enjoyed cheaper by the dozen two. Oh wow. Yeah, not a great sign, but it actually gets even

2:35.7

worse than that because people who enjoyed cheaper by the dozen two did not like catching faith. I

2:41.0

checked on it. It didn't go the other way. Yeah, no, to be fair though, what he meant by that is

2:46.0

they want movies by the dozen. They just literally want to buy a dozen. They don't care what kind of

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