8: Catching Faith

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2015

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath break down Catching Faith; a movie based on a Christian coloring book for grown-ups that revolves around a mother's tireless effort to snitch on her teenage son for drinking and destroy his football dreams in the process. And it's as bad as that sounds.And if you'd like to hear more from our maestro, Ryan Slotnick, check out Evil Giraffes on Mars's Facebook Page.

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0:00.0	Back in Nam we came across this village and looked like there were nothing but children,
0:10.4	you know sucky sucky two dollar, but we weren't taking chances
0:13.8	So we lined him up by a ravine. We told him they were gonna dig a ditch and I could hear the screams
0:19.3	And I can't stop nips on the wire! nips on the wire! God awful movies. movies. Movies! Welcome back to the Gam cast where each week we watch yet another Christian movie in order to inoculate ourselves in case we ever know something the CIA is willing to war border us over.
1:00.0	I'm your host No Illusions sitting to my immediate left is my good friend
1:03.8	Heath and right heath welcome back thank you knowa and sitting nine miles to my
1:08.4	right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli so good to you to join us Oh happy to be here happy to be here. So Heath tell us what
1:16.0	will we be breaking down this week? We've got catching faith. A Christian mother's inferiority complex becomes exacerbated when her husband discovers their
1:36.1	high school football star son has been drinking, challenging her faith and self-worth.
1:42.4	And Eli, how bad was this movie? Well, you know how you've always
1:46.9	been wondering if they could make a movie about whether or not you should confess
1:51.1	to being the one who farted in an elevator.
1:54.0	That's what this film really brings the life.
1:58.0	It's like, I don't know, I parked a little bit closer to the hydrant than I thought.
2:02.0	If you ever wanted to see that for an hour and a half, well then strap in buckeroo, because you've got 50, you've got 63 minutes of absolutely no stakes to clinch onto your seat for.
2:15.0	Oh my God, dude, I've seen more impressive stakes at the Huddle House.
2:19.2	So, Heath, any thoughts on the general badness here? Well according to Amazon people who
2:26.2	enjoyed catching faith also enjoyed cheaper by the dozen two. Oh wow. Yeah not a great sign but it actually gets even worse than that
2:36.3	because people who enjoyed cheaper by the dozen two did not like catching faith I
2:41.0	checked on that it didn't go the other way.
2:42.7	Yeah, no good.
2:44.1	To be fair, though, what he meant by that is
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