Welcome to the screen rock podcast, the podcast where we discuss the worst content that's been rot on our screens and indeed our minds. I'm here with Jake Farrell. Aloha. That's quite a professional one, wasn't it? That was quite a professional. That's a stick, isn't it? First time every time. How are you? Yeah, I'm good, mate. I'm good. I had the misfortune of watching some of the

rugby last night. Tough to do that. Tough to understand what's going on there culturally in the country. But people seem to like it. It's kind of on in the background. I was just like, what is going on here? Why is this a thing? Nice for fat men to have a sport, isn't it? Yeah, big lads.

Big lads doing big stuff.

The pub was full of them, man.

It was horrible last night.

Yeah, yeah, it? Yeah, big lads. Big lads doing big stuff. The pub was full of them, man. It was horrible last night. Yeah, yeah, it was really... Sir, his hands are in the rock. Sir, please. Respect the ref, boys. Respect the ref, boys. I'm aware of your caps in, please, Tim. Yeah, I'm glad that's over, man. It's like Six Nations. That's always in the spring, isn't it? Yeah, it's like February, March time. Yeah, and it's a really grim time of year when the Six Nations is on it. You know, all these boot cut jeans and brown shoes out on the town. Just the Green King pubs are swamped by these fat blokes in, you know, with their shirt's undone.

Yeah.

It's such a bad vibe.

I absolutely despise as well the like kind of differentiated response to like rugby fans as his football fans.

It's like rugby fans are just normal chaps doing normal stuff.

It's like I actually did a gig in Twickenham once when there was a game on that weekend.

I saw like a 45 year old bloham once when there was a game on that weekend.

I saw a like a 45-year-old bloke getting sick into his own jacket pocket. Barber jacket. Barber jacket. I knew it was. I knew it was. Just gave it one of them. It's a little down there. No one's looking. It's always the same chat as well. I bet you like football, don't you?

You're like, yeah.

You're like, yeah, those football guys, you know,

they get kicked, they roll around on the football. no one's looking. It's always the same chat as well. I bet you're like football, don't you? You're like, yeah.

You're like, yeah, those football guys, they get kicked.

They roll around on the floor, pretend they're hurt. Real rugby guys, they're real men, man. They've all got brain damage, so they can't really tell that they're hurt. So it's difficult. By the way, nice to have a bit of sports chat at the top. because I've been listening back to the episodes

as they come out of course

and the intro we obviously don't chat at the top because I've been listening back to the episodes as they come out of course

and the intro we obviously don't plan these intros

it is genuinely we just go out what's been happening yeah sweet

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