8, 9 Cannonball - The Power Trip After Party

The Power Trip After Party

KFAN FM 100.3

Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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0:00.0	It's the power trip after party presented by Bud Light Seltzer.
0:04.6	Hawke, can I ask you a question?
0:08.0	Yes.
0:11.6	What's the percent chance?
0:13.4	Corey, why are you letting me do this?
0:15.4	Paul, I'll continue.
0:16.9	What's the percent chance that your mom has taken a dump on the things you say about
0:23.8	my dad?
0:24.8	What's the percent chance your mom has taken a dump on your dad's chest?
0:29.0	Zero.
0:29.9	Absolutely.
0:30.9	Zero.
0:31.9	No, it's not zero.
0:32.9	Zero.
0:33.9	Of course, it's zero.
0:34.9	No, even if it's 0.1 or for the sake of the joke, let's just say it's 0.2.
0:37.9	It has to be 0.1 to be cracked up.
0:39.9	It can't be zero.
0:40.9	No, it is zero because if there's no chance, my mom has taken a dump on my dad's chest.
0:46.2	There's no chance.
0:47.2	So it's zero.
0:48.2	There's no chance.
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