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And yes, we're dumbasses because we don't know our way around a fire hydrant.

Yeah, but we've never gotten our arms stuck in one either.

So there's that. And we've done meth and not done that. Well, yeah, at least part of the room. A couple of us have done meth. Another email for Cuebugs, kids. The frequent contributor called Don't Say My Name. I was once a student at Big Push University and had an appointment with my academic advisor, the secretary position.

We're calling it Big Push University.

I don't think they signed off on that.

That means Nick dropped out a Big Push University once, right?

It did, just fell right out.

That's where I got my GED, actually.

Oh, yeah, Big Push University.

Okay.

Secretary of position for the department was filled by work study students.

I arrived early for my apartment and had a conversation with the attractive female secretary.

She initiated the conversation.

I went to class and worked the rest of the day.

I got back to my apartment about six.

Shortly after, I got phone call from the attractive secretary.

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