Crime is ridiculous. I could show you a chart comparing D.C. to other locations and you're not going to want to see what it looks like. Now, we want to have a great safe capital, and we're going to have it. And that includes cleanliness and it includes other things. We have a capital that's very unsafe. You know,

we just almost lost a young man, beautiful, handsome guy that got the hell knocked out of him the

night before last. Ah, yes, President Trump taking on crime in our nation's capital. He is the

president of the United States, after all.

We are not the safest city in the world. That's for sure.

And in fact, I've got a machete story for you today because, you know, ungola balungala.

Amazing stuff.

A man attacked in the Columbia Heights neighborhood of Washington, D.C., a couple of miles from where we live.

And a street vendor selling stuff from a table sold something to another man.

The men came back a short time later, said,

this is not what I had wanted.

I'd like to return this.

So naturally, the man whipped out a machete and hacked the man with the machete.

And the Democrats shrug and say, you know, that's what cultural diversity means.

That's an ethnically rich, culturally diverse neighborhood.

Julian Bueno, Julianneau, Julian Nobueno, think, is going to be his name from now.

And 81 years old was arrested and charged with assault, with a dangerous weapon.

I think a machete might even be called a deadly weapon.

So we got that going on in Washington, D.C.

President Trump was talking about the Doge member, the member of Doge, who I talked about him yesterday, who was viciously beaten by a mob of Democrats on almost the same neighborhood, not too many blocks from where this machete attack took place, where Julian Bueno, he's 81 years old.

You're never too, never too old to be deadly. Never too old to be.

But this one got my attention this morning because I learned only this morning while I was researching for my big radio show.

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