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Mike says your Cape Buffalo permit will cost you $90,000.

Well, they said that guy made his money selling ranches in Texas that were like $30, $40 million ranchers.

He had the money.

I don't hate the rich.

I hate the people that kill innocent animals like that.

So apparently they make a ton of money doing that. Zimbabwe does. But. don't hate the rich i hate the people that kill innocent animals like that you know so apparently

they make a ton of money doing that and zimbabwe does but yeah whatever do you have buddies that to

hunt deer oh i grew up with deer hunting you know okay so you grew up in that hunting culture

oh i knew a ton of guys that hunted yeah i mean i never hunted i mean i just don't think i could

ever kill anything like that but that's fine they they hunted deer you know i i i get it you know i get it how about a goose would you shoot a goose i wouldn't shoot anything right now you got to kill before you put it on the table yeah good point oh eat that i'm not that's why i'm not really i can't say i'm against the i'm I'm not a vegetarian like that. So things die all the time and we eat them. I get it.

But, you know, I think not really. I can't say I'm against the... I'm not a vegetarian or anything like that. So things die all the time and we eat them.

I get it.

But the only thing I ever did, Todd, was fish. But yeah. I used to fish. You like to eat fish. I love fish, yeah. They kill chickens, you know. I eat chickens. I don't really do that. I just don't want to be the guy blowing them away, you know.

And I never found myself in a deer stand, but I did go. I know they do that. I just don't want to be the guy blowing them away, you know.

And I never found myself in a deer stand, but I did go like pheasant, quail hunting a few times.

I did that too, and I found that 4 o'clock in the morning in the fall in North Dakota was really freaking cold.

Yep, yep, there's that. Sloppy, wet, miserable. I didn't have goose hunt for much. I've been asked to go hunting, and it seems, yeah, it seems early and cold. Oh, my friends. It is. Both of those. I've done tailgating when it's early and cold, but that's fun. It's just like, and hunting, I'm not going to sit up there making cocktails and then pull out a gun. That's called a deer camp. And they do do that. He said, do, do, do. No, the one time I went to. I had a bunch of friends who would wake up, hung over and grab their guns and go hunting. The term I've heard is buck fever, but I was looking at a dough. So it would be dough fever I had the dough in the sites and it's like I I don't want to kill this thing right yeah I couldn't do that I couldn't do

that because I I don't want to kill a deer I don't want to eat it yeah my buddy did so I said you

you take the shot I don't need a deer tell them them the story, again, that you threw your gun over your shoulder and just shot off into the air. Oh, I didn't know. What? It was a new gun. You mean the last day Todd was invited? Yes, right. Weren't you like quail hunting or something like that? I was not familiar with this gun. We were all duck hunting. And the group that was hunting with was way ahead of me. So I just threw the gun over my shoulder. He was a, Todd was Dick Cheney, man. I wonder if the safety is on. And I didn't know because there's a little bleh right atop the trigger. That goes one side or the other, so you don't know. I mean, I suppose I could have found out in a safer way. Yeah. But I just put it over my shoulder, pull the trigger, and boom. Okay, the safety's off. Now I know in which position. Was it got a least going straight up? Because if it had been leading back further and somebody's behind you Would it would have been That's buckshot It was going straight up in the air It was pretty much sitting on my shoulder That's buckshot right Well yeah The bullets fall Or you know some Some shotgun shell Yeah it wasn't a bullet It was a shotgun shell So at least you just maybe just sprayed Somebody's face behind Did the guys you were with get pissed? Because that scares the burns, doesn't it? They called me a shotgun shot. It was a spray, so at least you would just maybe just sprayed somebody's face behind. Did the guys he were with get pissed?

Because that scares the birds, doesn't it?

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