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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2017

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

Weed smokers walk different, Models turned prostitute, Would you accept a small ring, Year of the cuckold, Nard vs Joel Osteen and more!!

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0:00.0	Podcasting now.
0:02.0	Thanks for downloading this podcast on the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison show. What up, bitches?
0:15.0	Bitch is. Welcome, Billy Madison Show.
0:21.0	Hey Derek, Derek.
0:23.0	Not to be creepy, but I don't want to see how you walk today.
0:27.0	Okay.
0:28.0	I'm going to have to inspect it.
0:29.0	Okay.
0:30.0	No, no, no, no.
0:31.0	It doesn't matter how I walk. Okay, this is just for you. All right. I got to see how you walked see if you walk different.
0:38.2	Yeah, I don't so well it says study shows how drugs affect elbow, shoulders, and knees, how marijuana users walk differently.
0:45.8	So, you're an avid deer, like you're a fan.
0:50.0	Yeah.
0:51.0	Yeah, just like most of America.
0:52.0	Yeah, oh, I know, I'm a square, but I just want to see if you walk different.
0:55.0	I want to see if it's like cool.
0:57.0	Yeah, I don't, I don't know.
0:59.0	Well now that he's concentrating on it, it's gonna be weird.
1:00.0	Yeah, it's not gonna, yeah, you'd have to catch me in my natural habitat. Yeah, well you'll forget. Yeah, all right, so you check it out later. Yeah, they have stiffer shoulders more flexible elbows and quicker knees which move faster than those non-users while walking.
1:14.0	So you got some fast-ass knees.
1:16.0	I mean like I don't, that can't be correct.
1:19.0	Whoever accused a weed smoker or a walking fast?
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