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We did the where they go to college edition of SNL cast members earlier. Now let's go with superheroes. Iron Man, Tony Stark. Where'd he go to college? I would think MIT. You're right. Oh, wow. Attended and graduated Summa Cummality at MIT. I'm just guessing because he was a scientist, although I don't watch any of that stuff. Super smart. How about the Halt? Bruce Banner. Oh, gamma. Some dumb school. Right. Right. He was a gamma scientist, so I... Oh, he was. That's right. Caltech. Okay. Also Harvard and also Penn State. All right. He must have got his bachelor's at Penn State. Yeah, I was going to say undergrad at Penn State. Peter Parker, Spider-Man. He was New York, so NYU. NYU, yeah. Well, it was the fictional Empire State University. Oh, yeah. We'll call that NYU. Doctorate in biochemistry and Superman. We're in Superman going to college. Crypton U. Kayate. Also a fake one, Metropolis University, graduating with a degree in journalism.

Oh, yeah.

He was a reporter.

Clark Kent is a reporter.

But did he work for the Daily Planet?

Yes.

What was the newspaper?

I think I saw the 1979 version.

Peter Parker, what newspaper did he run?

Didn't he run a newspaper?

No, he took pictures for a newspaper of Spider-Man.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, no, it was, the Daily Planet is where Superman worked.

The gay duo's pets were super gerbils, supporting.

According to Dan checking in, I'll blame him for that one.

All right, here's three things.

Looking for a job?

The daily bugle, Todd.

Are you looking for a damn job?

Bugle.

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