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Jack Peterson going to stop in a little later on this morning in the studio.

Fox, NFL and Fox, Kevin Coogler, also go to the phone.

And tomorrow, Heather Jones, I'm being in the studio, and a comedian T.J. Miller on the phone.

And Nick is in Vegas for his son's high school football.

I think they play tomorrow night, actually.

And so, Todd, how can you be cool?

Besides, cooler than we already already.

Psychology today.

What does it say?

A short chorus on what it takes to become a cool person.

Have your name be Tyler?

I want to read this email first here.

Puss, it's a myth about rubbing two condoms together can break.

Jeff and I did it for 45 minutes to test it. Jeff is so gay.

All right. Well, there you go. Real world testing.

Jeff's nemesis Randy checking in.

Now, cool doesn't necessarily translate to good.

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