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8/27 App 1 Golf Ball to The Head

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🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0

Who took the T shot to the head?

0:02.1

That was the Omaha scanner, right? Yeah. Country Club drives. I assume that was at the Omaha Country Club, and I don't have a follow-up on that. Hope the dude's okay, man. You know, somebody listens to the host knows that dude. See, my question was, was it somebody who was not part of the foursome, or did someone hit such a bad T-shot? Totally left or right? Did it just shot right into one of their playing partners' melons? That's what happened. Guaranteed. I can kill you, man. It could. Yeah. It very easily could. I mean, there's very little follow-up or any other information besides just the tweet. We should golf with helmets sometimes.

0:34.1

Yeah. Just wear them in general. Walsh should look good in one of those. Just walk around the helmet. Golf helmet. I think he probably has a helmet. He rollerblades. Yeah, he right. I hope he's in a helmet. Yeah. 20s male hitting the side of the head from a golf ball being hit off the T-box. side of the head.

0:35.2

At least I hope it wasn't the temple.

1:10.8

He is awake and alert bleeding from the face. That was... From the face. Man. Jesus, that had to hurt, man. Gary Curtis and I saw some bad golf. We saw some good golf here. We did one of those whole heckling digs over the weekend.

1:09.4

Oh, this past weekend? Yeah. Okay. Anybody get mad? Well, you don't get, you don't get too personal, right? Not really, but this guy's ugly or something like that. It was like the tent we were under said like the name of this window company instead of like whole heckling. So I don't know if people pulled up and thought we were representing this window company. That's probably wasn't good for the window company.

1:09.7

No.

1:10.9

Yeah, we're not going to order for those guys.

1:44.2

Jackass. heckling so I don't know if people pulled up and thought we were representing this window company that probably wasn't good for the window company no we're not going to order for those guys jackass yelling us all the one regret I had is there was a guy that got out of his cart that had just a very like long goate like down to like the middle of his chest and he'd they'd probably been there about 30 seconds and I have to I'm like you married and he's like yeah's like, yeah, I'm like, your wife ever get those hair stuck in her ass cracked? And he's like, what's going on? What is happening at this hole? Oh, he had no idea. No, not really. Oh, sorry. We're just here to give you guys crap. It's like, okay. Well, like you said, it's a difference between a something you're born. The choice is what you can make fun of, right? Right. The haircuts is the choice. The beard's the choice. I get that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something they're deciding to do. You have parameters. And do they tell everybody, like generally at a golf tournament before everybody goes out, there's announcements and stuff. Hey stuff hey by the way there's two a-holes on 14 that we're making fun of

2:22.0

you all afternoon no it's just it's surprise yeah see they really need to they need to put that

2:27.3

in there how about the we got we ended up getting heckled by one group they they showed up right

2:32.5

when we'd been waiting for the snack cart to come around so well, well, we should have been making fun of those guys. We were kind of getting, you know, drinks and snacks. And they were like, hey, do better, guys. We're paying you to be here, right? What about ladies, though? You've got to be real careful with that. Any lady golfers? They're usually more game. Nice cans. You know, say that? No, not. You can't say that. If cans are a choice. Are you positioned in a place where you're sure that you're not going to take an errant t-shot to the head? Yeah, if we get hit, it's gone very badly. Right. You're standing behind them. You've seen golf tournaments. Yeah. Yeah. And it's surprising, like, a lot of dudes that don't look like they'll be good at golf and it's like a good shot. And there's other dudes that look like they dress the part in their, the golf like I do. Yeah, there's a lot of those guys. Yeah. guys. Yeah. And what is the female participation rate? You can get maybe a couple three women in a golf outing? Yeah, I'd say they were, I don't know, maybe 10. They had 33 teams in this thing. Oh, so there are 10. That's more than normal. Yeah. Normally it looks like a tool concert or a Rush concert.

3:41.9

Yeah.

3:42.3

And then Gary, there was one black dude early and Gary's like, what's up, man?

3:45.7

And then he ended up being like the only guy we saw all day.

3:49.9

Also, the Boundary Waters of Minnesota is 99% dudes.

3:54.0

Although I saw a lot more women this year.

3:56.7

Because you got, that's a hearty lot up there. I mean, you're really isolated. Oh, yeah. You got to have a lady that wants to forage for wood. Right, right. All right. Across the way, about two islands over, we would see these women that would paddle by every once in a while. It was just two, two women who went up their own apparently. You holler at them, see if they wanted to come watch the squirrel with you? That was your last trick. Have you seen the squirrel? Yeah, that's what they came to the boundary waters for. Yeah, let's go to the boundary waters and hook up with some old dude. I didn't say that. I said, just watch the squirrel. No, no, the other guy's not old. You're right. The old dude and his friend. The other guy is not old and he's available. Oh, he's available now. Oh. You could create a little boundary waters orgy dome. Did you see, have you checked out, have you checked out the view from our pit toilet?

4:49.8

It's really nice.

4:50.9

Go poop up there on the hill.

4:52.7

I've been showered in four days.

4:55.4

Tell me my ass taste, right?

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