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Got a Facebook message from a girl named Jessica, a Facebook friend of mine.

I don't know her, she's very cute lady uh she

met a guy for drinks a blind date he arrived 30 minutes ahead of time and had two drinks and an

appetizer before i got there which is weird anyway so what he had somebody's he ate something

you wouldn't worry about something

being in his teeth whatever she's listening live i'm sure uh we had a good time i had two drinks

he had two more then he told me he forgot his wallet oh needless to say i never went out with him

again all right so thank you, Jessica.

Yeah, that's, he missed out on that.

You're a good looking girl, you know, lady, I should say.

But yeah, whatever.

The old wallet trick, that's, that's, I don't get that.

It's a, I forgot my wallet trick.

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