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8/27 2-1 Ralphie Won't Run

Todd N Tyler Radio Empire

Todd n Tyler

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4.7819 Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Because running is dumb. Even if you're a buffalo.

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cah Bada. Bada.

0:36.1

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0:40.0

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0:41.9

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0:46.3

This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

0:49.4

Well, from our file running is stupid.

0:52.5

I love this story.

0:55.6

Colorado's Buffalo, Ralphie, the 6, is retiring after four years of service due to what is described as an indifference to running.

1:07.9

Typical many mammals, both four-legged and two-legged they just stop wanting to run

1:13.6

and this can be transitioned to a to a ranch with ralphi five who's obviously got tired of running

1:19.7

a while back breaking point for ralphi so running uh ralphi number seven's coming your way this year

1:25.3

if you're a Colorado buffalo fan they're taking them to to a ranch. To a ranch, right? Because they probably don't eat those because they've been running a lot. Yeah. Well, also, you don't want to kill the Colorado buffalo. You can't say we're retiring him to a plate. That's not okay. No. Plus, he's got tainted meat. Yeah. Tainted.

1:44.6

But that's the whole thing with Ralphie.

1:45.7

They take him out and he runs around the field and they got like, what, eight guys with him and maybe two of them make it to the end? I think it's a cool thing. They are sprinting. Yeah. Those things go fast. I think it's cool. I think it's one of the colder ones. But isn't it a given

1:41.3

Like every time they do it

1:42.6

A few guys are going to peel off and eat it

1:44.7

I don't know I think it's cool. I think that's one of the cooler ones. But isn't it a given, like every time they do it,

2:01.7

a few guys are going to peel off and eat it?

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