8/27 2-1 Ralphie Won't Run
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🗓️ 27 August 2025
⏱️ 14 minutes
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Because running is dumb. Even if you're a buffalo.
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| 0:00.0 | Bada |
| 0:02.0 | Cah |
| 0:04.0 | Yeah, |
| 0:07.0 | yeah |
| 0:09.0 | cah Bada. Bada. |
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| 0:46.3 | This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. |
| 0:49.4 | Well, from our file running is stupid. |
| 0:52.5 | I love this story. |
| 0:55.6 | Colorado's Buffalo, Ralphie, the 6, is retiring after four years of service due to what is described as an indifference to running. |
| 1:07.9 | Typical many mammals, both four-legged and two-legged they just stop wanting to run |
| 1:13.6 | and this can be transitioned to a to a ranch with ralphi five who's obviously got tired of running |
| 1:19.7 | a while back breaking point for ralphi so running uh ralphi number seven's coming your way this year |
| 1:25.3 | if you're a Colorado buffalo fan they're taking them to to a ranch. To a ranch, right? Because they probably don't eat those because they've been running a lot. Yeah. Well, also, you don't want to kill the Colorado buffalo. You can't say we're retiring him to a plate. That's not okay. No. Plus, he's got tainted meat. Yeah. Tainted. |
| 1:44.6 | But that's the whole thing with Ralphie. |
| 1:45.7 | They take him out and he runs around the field and they got like, what, eight guys with him and maybe two of them make it to the end? I think it's a cool thing. They are sprinting. Yeah. Those things go fast. I think it's cool. I think it's one of the colder ones. But isn't it a given |
| 1:41.3 | Like every time they do it |
| 1:42.6 | A few guys are going to peel off and eat it |
| 1:44.7 | I don't know I think it's cool. I think that's one of the cooler ones. But isn't it a given, like every time they do it, |
| 2:01.7 | a few guys are going to peel off and eat it? |
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