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That dude was a caddy.

Oh.

College student headed to dental school next year.

Eight stitches hit the ear from the drive.

It's good to go now.

I hope he got it out.

Right, the ear?

Extra good tip for that round.

How.

I assume he didn't finish the round. It's probably a bunch of stitches in the ear of a golf ball. But you know, a bullet won't do anything to your ear, by the way, but a golf ball will, apparently. Yeah, that'll leave some permanent damage. Right, right. Otherwise, the bullet heals quickly. Bullet heals you. It doesn't do anything, yeah.

He ended up like the cartoon bandage. Oh, yeah. It's all over his head. Yeah, he does. Yeah, the picture of him, yeah. The whole hematoma thing. If that dude's listening, that college kids are listening, I don't know how much that hurt. You probably didn't know. You were probably in shock at that point. and is it bad that I'm actually questioning whether they made him pick up the bag and just go finish the round?

I know. at that point. Oopo do, do, bo, do, boom. And is it bad that I'm actually questioning whether they made him pick up the bag

and just go finish the round?

I know, exactly, right? I mean, I know that's a kind of a hoity-to-ty place. Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me. No, I don't know about this. If you... Made good money for the caddy. I totally understood you opening up an umbrella in the house was bad luck.

But I didn't hear.

Don't open

your umbrella inside or your mommy will die.

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