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ear dogs stupid. Oh, man, you have a dog? Yeah, I got two of them. Yeah, you're gonna be like man.

And my dog's just suck. Yeah. No, do you have a dog, right? Yeah, she's a fat ass.

Okay. Well, this isn't to be mean to your animal. No, it's a loving thing.

This is just saying that you're gonna go,

wow, my dog, because everybody's like,

my dog is the smartest one.

They treat him like kids, like, oh, my kid is on the aonarole.

My kids an advanced learner. Right? Right. Well, your dog, everybody brate, like I even I did. I was like, look, my dog drinks from a straw. Look how intelligent my dog. Yesterday you were bragging about how your dog will now just walk into the bag when you open it.

It's a little dog handle her bag.

Yeah.

You're like, no, seriously, dude, I'll just open the door and you're like, she just walks in on her own.

That's awesome.

She's a son of a bitch too at fetch.

Yeah, she don't play about that.

One game she doesn't play is she... Nobody gets the ball nobody else gets to win at fetch. Yeah. She's just so athletic

That's awesome. Tell you read this story. Okay. Hilarious moment that a dog peeves in a urinal and then uses its feet to flush it.

I saw the greatest dog of all time.

Amazing dog.

That dog nailed the urinal better than I do. That's a dog. That's a dog using a urinal.

It would have been funnier if he had his front paws on the wall, but still.

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