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This isn't really the direction we've been going this morning, but I got a feel-good one here for you.

Oh, good.

No more corpse sex stories.

Corpsex or executions.

This is a tale of remarkable resilience.

There was a small weiner dog.

Oh, yeah.

Named a dog named Valerie.

Survived 16 months on kangaroo island in Australia.

How to get there?

They were on a fishing excursion.

Uh-huh.

Plus, I want you to look this up because the story is from Australia.

I don't know.

Maybe.

They called this dog a four-kilogram teckle.

T-E-C-K-E-L.

I thought it was a doxion it said.

Yeah, I know, but the teckle must be some other descriptive word.

Yeah, teckel is, it just comes up with, you mean doxen. It's a little wiener dog. Yeah. Is that what Australians call it? It looks like they kind of have a bit more of a long-haired face than like your traditional dog. We know what it looks like. This dog survive for how long? It's not a 16 months. Because that does not seem like a very industrious or smart dog. Thank you. With predators. That's what the article says that, right? Yeah. She escaped from her enclosure during a fishing excursion. Her owners didn't think she would survive. Well, yeah. Of course not. Frighted by strangers who tried to catch her, the small dog bolted into the wilderness.

There's all kinds of predators.

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