Searching for a romantic summer getaway. Escape with Rich Girl Summer, the new Audible original

from Lily Chew. The exquisitely talented Philippa Sue, returning to narrate her fifth

Lily Chew title. This time, Philippa is joined by her real-life husband, Stephen Pasquale,

set in Toronto's wealthy cottage country, aka the Hamptons of Canada, rich girl Summer follows the story of Valerie,

a down-on-her-luck event planner posing as a socialite's long-lost daughter, while piecing

together the secrets surrounding a mysterious family and falling deeper and deeper in love with the

impossibly hard to read and infuriatingly handsome family assistant, Nico. Caught between pretending to belong

and unexpectedly finding where she truly fits in,

Valerie learns her summer is about to get far more complicated

than she ever planned.

She's in over her head and head over heels.

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Matthew says if Nick wants to fire off some heavy weapons, you should go on a U.S.O. tour.

They might let him shoot some stuff.

I don't think you just volunteer for those.

They have to pick you?

Yeah, I think so.

Is there any way to get in the rotation? I don't think they waste ammunition in USO tours for comedians to blow a thing off. Oh, you don't know that. You won't see that. We have to talk to Lewis Black about that. He's done those. A bunch of people. Lou, did anybody try to hand you an RPG while you're over there and just say, have fun? Probably not. And Scott says you put gasoline and styrofoam into Canada. It makes napalm. That doesn't sound good. Burns for a while across a two-lane county road until a cop drives up on it. Is that Vietnam? It actually makes napalm? That meant's poisonous. God, I thought we were like delinquents making dry ice bombs when we were in high school.

How do you do that?

I'd probably rather not give the recipe out on the air.

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